In “Breaking News That’s Definitely Not Fake,” former employees of the world-renowned fruit-themed tech company, Apple, have announced that their start-up company, Fowl, has secured $100 million in Series C funding to develop a new product with their cloud services platform for what they’re calling “AAI” or “Artificial Animal Intelligence.”
The team behind Fowl has promised that their latest invention is set to revolutionize the world of technology, and they’re not chickening out of this challenge. The device will be designed to understand the behavior of our feathered friends on a whole new level, helping farmers take chicken care to the next level. The platform will enable users to control every aspect of their coops, including temperature, humidity, and even the chickens’ mood.
The next time you hear a chirp, a cluck or a bawk, you can rest assured that your latest investment in Fowl is paying off. The company’s co-founder, Eggward, assured investors that with the help of his fellow engineers, they’ll have the product on the market in no time. In a statement, Eggward said, “We’re creating something truly eggceptional. Our device will help farmers reduce costs while providing better care for their feathered friends.”
Rumor has it that the device could even have some potential therapeutic benefits. Eggward has mentioned that simply listening to poultry sounds can have a calming effect on the mind. Forget about heading to the spa, just grab your favorite hen and listen up.
This news brings a whole new meaning to “artificial intelligence.” We can only hope that Fowl’s newest addition to the tech world makes a big splash, or perhaps a clucking noise. Either way, we’re definitely interested in seeing what they hatch next.
