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Humorous website tweaks cut energy and carbon usage for major businesses.

In a world where environmental concerns are at an all-time high, businesses are finally starting to make some major changes. And no, we’re not talking about reducing plastic usage or conserving energy… we’re talking about the impact of their websites. That’s right, folks. Businesses have discovered some hilarious tweaks that can help reduce their website’s carbon footprint.

Take Walmart, for example. Their website used to require so much energy that it was practically melting computer screens. But with one simple change, they managed to cut their website’s energy usage in half: they replaced all the photos of smiling customers with photos of cats wearing hats. Genius.

And then there’s Amazon. We all know that they’re a major contributor to the fossil fuel industry, but their website was also taking a toll on the environment. So what did they do? They replaced all the flashy graphics with a slideshow of Jeff Bezos doing yoga. Not only did it reduce their energy usage, but it also provided some much-needed comic relief.

But perhaps the most impressive change came from Facebook. Their website used to require a ridiculous amount of energy, and they were at a loss for how to fix it. Then someone suggested they replace all the buttons with pictures of sloths. It may not have made their website faster, but at least it’s cute.

So there you have it, folks. If you want to reduce your website’s environmental impact, just add some cats, yoga, or sloths. It may not be the most effective solution, but it’s definitely the funniest.

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