Local politician, Billy Bob McFluff, a Big Sky Country loyalist, reported that his social media account had been blocked due to a photograph deemed graphic and violent. Apparently, the image in question portrayed a group of rogue cows running wild through a town square, causing utter chaos and destruction. It seems the powers that be couldn’t handle the sheer violence of these bovine criminals wreaking havoc on unsuspecting civilians.
When asked for his take on the matter, McFluff was incredulous. “I mean, come on, these are just cows we’re talking about! I didn’t realize their antics were so traumatizing that it warranted social media censorship.”
Many speculate that the true reason for the account blockage stems from McFluff’s past posts, which include contentious arguments about the appropriate pronunciation of “syrup” and a heated debate about whether or not Montana really needs stop signs.
Regardless of the true motives behind the blocking, McFluff vows to fight the censorship and continue to share his hard-hitting opinions on all matters bovine and otherwise. “I refuse to let the cow lobby get the best of me! My voice will be heard!”
