Meta, the tech giant, has just announced that they will be launching a new decentralized social app called “SocialStalker” – a platform that will allow users to creepily stalk all their favorite creators and public figures.
The app is expected to be a game changer, as it will give users access to a special space where they can share their creepy text updates and comments without anyone else seeing them. But, that’s not all – the app will also come with a cool feature where users can watch their favorite celebs in real-time, while they go about their daily activities.
“We are excited to bring SocialStalker to the world,” said Meta’s CEO, Mark Fuckerberg. “We know that people love to stalk their favorite celebs online, and with SocialStalker, we’re taking that to a whole new level.”
The app is expected to be a hit among die-hard fans who love to obsess over the minutiae of their favorite stars’ lives. However, critics have raised concerns over the app’s potential for abuse, with some worrying that it could encourage dangerous stalker behavior.
But, Meta has assured users that they have thought of everything, and that the app comes with a built-in safety feature that will alert authorities if it detects any suspicious behavior. “We take the safety of our users very seriously,” said Fuckerberg. “We want SocialStalker to be a fun, safe way for people to indulge their creepy stalking tendencies.”
SocialStalker is set to launch later this year, and Meta is already anticipating a huge surge in users. “We can’t wait to see how people use the app,” said Fuckerberg. “It’s going to be creepy, but in a good way.”
