Hilarious newsflash! The T-pop so-so-so-so-so-so-so-perstars are amongst the major acts who just can’t wait to get back to performing as the pandemic restrictions ease.
At a press conference held yesterday, Grootie Big and the Funky Boy Band, along with their manager Krusty McButter, announced their grand comeback. The members of the band were all wearing matching glittery face masks, adding a new flair to their already out-of-this-world outfits.
“Finally, we’re getting back to what we’re best at, making music and showing off our perfectly choreographed dance moves!” exclaimed lead singer, Grootie Big. “We’ve been practicing in our respective homes for too long, and this time, we’re going to be better than ever!” added drummer Boppy Boi.
The T-pop group revealed that they had spent the last few months recording in their secret underground recording studio, and that a new album was already in the works. “Oh yeah, this new album is going to be the most epic thing we’ve ever done!” said keyboardist, Baby Face.
When asked about their plans for their upcoming tour, Krusty McButter stated that they were in talks with several venues but were waiting for confirmation that all COVID-19 protocols were in place. “We’re taking the safety of our fans and crew very seriously, and we won’t be putting anyone at risk,” the manager assured the press.
The T-pop so-so-so-so-so-so-so-perstars may have been away for a while, but they’re definitely ready to tear up the stage once again. Let’s just hope they don’t bring any glittery masks for their audience. Otherwise, we’ll all be mistaken for part of their act!
