After months of worrying about the impact of Brexit on the UK economy, it seems we’ve finally found something concrete to complain about: the tomato shortage. But is Brexit really to blame?
Some experts are pointing to the fact that many tomatoes are imported from Europe, and the weakened pound has made them more expensive. Others are blaming the weather, suggesting that the hot summer has affected the crops.
But according to a new theory, the tomato shortage is all down to one man: Dave, the self-proclaimed ‘Tomato King’ of Manchester.
Dave, who owns a small tomato farm on the outskirts of the city, has been accused of hoarding all the tomatoes in the country in a bid to drive up prices. His actions have allegedly caused panic among supermarket buyers, leading to a rush on the remaining tomato supplies and a nationwide shortage.
In an exclusive interview with our correspondent, Dave denied the allegations and insisted that he was just trying to make a living. “I’ve got kids to feed, you know,” he said, as he counted his stacks of cash.
But his neighbours tell a different story. They claim Dave has always been obsessed with tomatoes and spends every waking moment tending to his crop. “He’s got 27 greenhouses and spends all day in them, talking to his tomatoes like they’re his family,” said one resident. “He’s a bit of a weirdo, if you ask me.”
Regardless of who is to blame, the tomato shortage has caused a real stir in the UK, with many people taking to social media to vent their frustration. Some have even resorted to growing their own tomatoes, leading to a new craze for ‘guerrilla gardening’ in urban areas.
So next time you’re looking for a tasty salad to accompany your Brexit blues, spare a thought for the humble tomato and those who are struggling to grow them. And if you happen to see Dave in his greenhouses, steer clear – he might just try to sell you a dodgy tomato or two.
