Brace yourselves, friends, because the UK and the EU have reached a groundbreaking new deal with the Windsor Framework! Yes, you read that right – after months and months of negotiation (and probably some tea and biscuits), our two favourite entities have finally come to an agreement. So, what exactly does the Windsor Framework include?
Well, apparently it includes unlimited access to crumpets, a strict ban on anyone who speaks with a Cockney accent, and the establishment of a new holiday called “Brexit Day” where everyone dresses up like the Queen and eats fish and chips all day. Wait, what? That can’t be right.
Oh, sorry folks – our sources are telling us that the actual Windsor Framework agreement involves something about trade and fishing rights and blah blah blah. But honestly, who cares about that when we could be focusing on the more important details?
For instance, did you know that the UK has demanded all EU officials refer to them as “Your Highness” in all official documents? Or that the EU has asked for Buckingham Palace to be renamed “Brussels Palace” in honor of the deal? (Okay, we made that one up. But it wouldn’t be surprising, would it?)
We also heard through the grapevine that the negotiations included a heated argument over whether scones should be pronounced “skawns” or “skones”. It’s a tough issue, folks, but we’re glad our leaders are tackling the big problems.
In all seriousness though, we’re happy to see some progress being made between the UK and the EU. And if it means we get more access to tea and crumpets, well, that’s just a cherry on top. Cheers to the Windsor Framework!
