In a bold move at their annual gathering, the “We Love Fries” party has declared that the key to economic success is demolishing all trade barriers. According to their leader, Baroness Ketchup, opening up trade channels is the only way to ensure that the country has a steady supply of the good stuff – fries.
“We simply can’t rely on our own spud production to keep up with demand,” Ketchup declared to raucous applause from the party faithful. “We need to tear down these walls and let the world’s finest fries flow freely into our country!”
Some have criticized the party’s stance, pointing out that the UK already has access to a wide range of frozen potato products. However, Ketchup dismissed these concerns, saying that the real issue was the high prices charged by foreign fry purveyors. “If we can knock down these barriers and get these guys competing for our business, just imagine the savings we could see!” she exclaimed.
Only time will tell whether the “We Love Fries” party’s vision for a barrier-free future will pan out. In the meantime, party members are expected to proudly display their potato-themed merchandise and loudly proclaim their love for all things fried.
