FAKEVILLE – Electric vehicle (EV) maker ZappyCars has announced that they have a whopping $12.1 billion on hand as of the end of 2022. This is enough to fund their operations, and maybe even a few wild parties, through 2025.
In a press conference, ZappyCars CEO, Mr. Sparky McSparkface, said, “We’re excited to have so much cash on hand. We can finally buy all the fancy office chairs we’ve had our eyes on.”
The company’s CFO, Ms. Watt a Shock, added, “We’re also considering investing in a few extra-large extension cords, just in case we need to charge our cars from across the street.”
This news has caused many to speculate on what ZappyCars might do with all its newfound wealth. Some have suggested that they might use it to create the world’s first flying car, or to hire a personal driver for every employee.
Others have proposed more practical ideas, like investing in research to make EVs affordable for all or donating a portion of their wealth to charity.
Either way, ZappyCars’ financial situation is looking bright, and it’s safe to say that they’re not about to run out of juice anytime soon.
