New startup, “CodeCharmer”, has just raised an impressive $3.5! Although many investors were skeptical, CodeCharmer assured the public that their AI-powered profile builder for coders would revolutionize the way coders get hired.
Their alpha version has reportedly attracted 130,000 users on the waitlist. This caused quite a bit of laughter in the tech community as insiders joke that CodeCharmer is quickly becoming the “Fyre Festival” of the coding world.
The only comforting thing for investors at this point is that they will soon be able to look forward to a Netflix documentary about how terribly CodeCharmer bombed. We hear that the documentary will be named “CodeCharmer: The Waitlist That Never Ended”.
We can only hope that the millions of dollars invested don’t go to waste and that someday, someone will be able to build a functional AI-powered profile builder that doesn’t raise the eyebrows of the entire tech community.

