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Driverless Cars from Cruise Control Get Tangled Up in Caution Tape and Bus Wires, Hilarity Ensues

In a hilarious turn of events, driverless cars from the company “Cruise Control” were caught on camera getting all tangled up with caution tape and bus wires. Apparently, these autonomous vehicles couldn’t quite navigate their way around what most humans would consider minor obstacles.

According to a witness who spoke with “Fake Business News,” the Cruise cars didn’t even attempt to avoid the caution tape and wires. Instead, they just plowed right into them like a toddler running into a pile of toys. And just like that little kid, the driverless cars got all caught up and couldn’t get themselves free.

“It was like watching a comedy sketch,” said the witness. “The cars just kept bouncing back and forth, trying to dislodge themselves from the tangle they created. It was as if they were playing a game of ‘red rover’ but with inanimate objects.”

The scene quickly drew a crowd, as onlookers couldn’t believe what they were seeing. People took out their phones and started recording the mishap, capturing what will surely be a meme-worthy moment.

Cruise Control has yet to comment on the incident, but we can only imagine the conversation that’s happening in their boardroom right now. “Um, so, we need to work on the whole ‘seeing and avoiding obstacles’ thing.”

Let this be a lesson to all the companies out there racing to create the perfect driverless car: sometimes, the simplest things can trip you up. Or in this case, tangle you up.

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