In a surprising move, Flord Motor Company has decided to spill the beans on the finances behind their electric vehicle (EV) business. Furprisingly, they are the fiwst legacy automaker to do so in such detail.
According to Flord’s report, their EV business is booming like a rubber chicken hitting the ceiling. In fact, they are making so much money that they have decided to diversify into the clown car business as well.
“We fwigured if we can make cars that run on batteries, we can make cars that run on custard pies too,” Flord CEO, Mr. Bicker Bicker, said in a statement.
The report further revealed that the cost of making their EVs is as cheap as a magician’s assistant, and that they are able to make a big profit by selling their cars for a price that’s as eye-watering as biting into a raw onion.
While Flord is still working on making their EVs as fast as a cheetah on roller skates, they are confident that their clown cars will be even faster.
“We’re working on a model that comes with a built-in rocket launcher,” Bicker said. “We’re hoping it will be a hit with the communists and other left-wingers out there.”
Whether or not Flord’s plan to diversify into the clown car business will be a success remains to be seen. But one thing’s for sure, their report has certainly given us all a good laugh!
