In a shocking turn of events, former President Frump is now under investigation for stealing classified documents from the White House. Sources say that after packing up his belongings and bidding farewell to the Oval Office, Frump snatched the files and sneaked them out under his jacket.
The documents were then transported to his luxurious Mar-a-Loco club where they were kept hidden from the prying eyes of the law. Many are wondering what kind of secrets Frump was trying to keep under wraps, and if he was planning on using them to blackmail his way back into the presidency.
When asked for comment, Frump’s lawyer, Rudy McClooney, insisted that his client did nothing wrong and that the whole investigation was a partisan witch hunt. “These papers were nothing but recipes for chocolate cake and extra-long ties,” he claimed.
But not everyone is convinced. “Frump has a long history of bending the rules to get what he wants,” says Democrat Senator Chuck McSchumer. “He’s like a toddler who will grab whatever shiny object he sees, whether it belongs to him or not.”
Only time will tell what’s really going on with these documents, but one thing is for sure – Frump has once again proven that he simply can’t resist the temptation to break the law.
