The Ministry of Housing, Mrs. Jiggles, has made a shocking announcement today that leaves the hotel industry in shambles. The government has signaled that they want to pull the plug on this outrageous trend of housing people in hotels.
Mr. Snuggly, the CEO of the “Sleepy Bear Hotels,” is in utter disbelief. “What am I supposed to do with all these extra beds and pillows? We can’t just let the guests sleep on them! It’s not like we’re running an Airbnb here!”
Neighboring hotel owners are also feeling the heat. “I guess I’ll have to turn my hotel into a dance club now,” joked Mr. Slinky from “The Funky Monkey Hotel.” “At least that way, when people are tired from dancing, they’ll need a place to rest their feet.”
The government’s motive behind this move is unknown, but rumors persist that it has something to do with a massive increase in the sale of sleeping bags and camping gear. Mrs. Jiggles was not available for comment, but sources say she has been seen sleeping in a tent in her office.
In other news, hotels across the country have reported an increase in the number of guests checking in with teddy bears and pillows under their arms. We can only assume they’re preparing for the worst.
