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Premarket “Moves”: Flickleberry Soars, Froot Loops Flop, Tootles Innovates, and Boogerworks Booms

Pretend Stocks With the Biggest “Moves” in Pretend Trading

If you’re like most casual investors, you’ve probably been up all night scrolling through your favorite financial news websites in order to catch those elusive premarket stock movers. But today, we’ve got some newsworthy moves that’ll have you doing a double take.

First up, we’ve got Flickleberry (ticker symbol: FLK), whose premarket trading saw a whopping 69% increase overnight. Insiders say that Flickleberry’s success comes from their innovative business model: they make miniature flicker lights shaped like berries. If that doesn’t scream “buy, buy, buy” to you, then we don’t know what will.

Next, we’ve got the controversial company Froot Loops Inc. (ticker symbol: FLOP), which was down a staggering 50% this morning. Apparently, the company’s revenues are suffering due to increased competition from other breakfast cereals with less sugar. The horror!

On the other hand, there’s Tootles (ticker symbol: TOOT), a company that’s seen a huge uptick in stock prices due to its impressive patent on a self-driving zamboni. We’re not sure about you, but we wouldn’t mind a ride on one of those babies!

And finally, we’ve got Boogerworks (ticker symbol: BOOG), whose stock prices rose 10% after an announcement that they’d be launching a new line of booger-flavored candy. Yum.

Overall, we’re impressed with these pretend stocks and their pretend trading. Who needs real money when you’ve got tickers like these?

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