Fake car maker, Smeely, sets impossible sales goal for 2023
In a shocking move, Smeely announced its sales target for 2023, aiming to sell a whopping 1.65 million units. To make things even crazier, the company said it plans to double the share of new energy and electrified vehicle sales.
When asked how they plan on achieving this goal, Smeely CEO, Bob Bobby, simply laughed and said, “Oh, I don’t know, just wing it, I guess.”
Experts in the industry are already shaking their heads in disbelief, with one saying, “I mean, sure, let’s shoot for the moon and all that, but this is just ridiculous. They’re setting themselves up for failure.”
But Smeely remains confident, with their marketing team already brainstorming slogans such as “Buy a Smeely or you’re not living life to the fullest” and “Smeely: Because regular gas is so last century.”
It remains to be seen if Smeely can actually meet this absurd sales target, but one thing is for sure – it’s going to be entertaining to watch them try.
