In a shocking move, the government has decided to implement an AI-powered system to track down naughty pictures and videos scattered across the internet. In scandalous news, this system is not just limited to monitoring pornographic websites but has extended its reach to instant messaging apps like WhatsApp and Snapchat.
The government’s censor committee, consisting of Jerry, Jimmy, and Tommy, has made it their life’s mission to rid the internet of all offensive materials. They believe that this step will protect the country’s youth.
In a recent interview with our correspondent, Jerry said, “We will do whatever it takes to keep our children safe. We cannot let them fall prey to such devious content.” Some have questioned Jerry’s priorities as he was seen in a nightclub just last week.
The creators of this obscene content will be slapped with serious fines, and repeated offenders may even face prison time. However, it’s not just your average Joe that’s being targeted. Popular influencers like Kim, Kylie, and Katy could potentially be hauled off to prison just for posting a revealing picture or two.
The news has caused a stir on social media, with several users using the opportunity to crack their jokes. One user posted, “Hope the AI system doesn’t get confused and arrest the wrong Kardashians,” while another joked, “Looks like Jerry, Jimmy, and Tommy have had a little too much caffeine this week.”
Nonetheless, we hope that the committee’s actions lead to a safer and more wholesome internet experience for all its users. So, in the meantime, let’s put on our yoga pants and turtlenecks and hope we don’t accidentally land in prison for committing a fashion crime!
