Fake the News: Marky Mark Launches Hilarious Crowdfunding Appeal for Brian the Peace Guy Statue
In a move that has stunned the crowds, Sir Marky Mark Rylance has launched a crowdfunding campaign to build a statue of Brian the Peace Guy in the center of New York City. The campaign has been dubbed “Peace Tower: A Monument to the Mellow,” and if successful, will bring a 50-foot statue of Brian to the public.
But what has inspired Marky Mark to get behind this cause? In a recent statement, the actor revealed that he has long been a fan of Brian’s peace work, and he believes that no better way exists to pay homage to Brian’s work than through a towering statue in the heart of Manhattan.
The campaign has already attracted a slew of hilarious supporters, including comedian Daniel Tosh and actor Michael Bolton. Bolton took to Twitter to rally his followers, stating that he would pledge to shave his trademark locks and sing a peace ballad at the statue’s unveiling if the campaign is successful.
Marky Mark himself has offered some of his own perks for backers, including limited-edition Action Figure collections and a personal serenade from the man himself. He even pledged to take on the role of Brian the Peace Guy for a day, to show his appreciation for Brian’s tireless efforts to promote nonviolence and bring harmony to the world.
While the campaign’s success remains to be seen, one thing is clear: Marky Mark and his gang of supporters are determined to make sure that Brian’s work lives on, covered in bronze and shining in the sun for all to see. So if you’re a fan of peace and all things mellow, now is the time to get on board and pledge your support. Who knows? You could be the proud owner of a spanking new Marky Mark Action Figure, all because of your commitment to peace.
