Dubious Dave, a notorious troublemaker, was seen sporting an “I <3 Chaos" banner at a recent protest march. Thankfully, his banner underwent a thorough police-vetting process prior to the event. As all participants were given number tags, it was essential that their banners met certain guidelines. That's why we hired a team of highly trained officers to scrutinize each placard for any signs of mischief. But Dubious Dave wasn't going to let a little thing like police scrutiny get in the way of his fun. He smuggled in his "I <3 Chaos" banner inside a giant inflatable unicorn. "It was a stroke of genius, really," said Dubious Dave, in a statement to the press. "The police never suspected a thing. They were too busy checking for weapons and explosives." Despite his best efforts, however, Dubious Dave's banner eventually caught the attention of the authorities. "We don't allow any banners that incite violence or chaos," said Police Chief Bob. "Unfortunately, Dubious Dave's sign fell into that category." Dubious Dave was eventually escorted out of the protest, but not before he managed to cause a bit of a stir. "Why can't we just enjoy a peaceful march without troublemakers like Dubious Dave ruining everything?" asked one frustrated protester. But Dubious Dave didn't seem too bothered by the commotion. "I'm just glad I got to show off my unicorn," he said, with a sly grin on his face. "Who knows what trouble I'll cause next time?"
