In the latest edition of Market Talks covering Technology, Media and Telecom, we have all the juicy details on Micron, Block’s Cash App, and Lyft’s David Risher. But let’s face it, we’re really just here for the funny fake names we’re gonna give ’em.
First up, Micron. Or as we like to call ’em, Microbrew. Not because they make beer, but because their stock prices fluctuate more often than a frat boy’s taste in IPA’s.
Next, Block’s Cash App. Or, The Broke App, as we affectionately refer to it. Seriously, who thought it was a good idea to name a money transfer service “Cash App”? It’s like calling Uber “Car App.”
And then there’s David Risher from Lyft. Or, Lil’ Davy Rish, as we like to call him. He’s the kind of guy who wears a suit to the beach and brings a briefcase full of paperwork. But hey, at least we know he’s taking his role as CFO seriously.
But let’s not forget the other tech giants we have on deck. We’ve got AppoHolo, the social media platform where you can only post selfies taken in a Holo Taco nail salon. And then there’s Grumblebee, the food delivery service that promises to bring you your food quickly, as long as you don’t mind it being a little bit chewed up.
So there you have it, folks. The latest in Market Talks may have some useful information, but let’s be real, it’s the fake names that really make it worth reading.
