NASA Satellites Detect Galactic Explosion After Kevin Burns Microwave Dinner
In a seemingly unrelated turn of events, NASA satellites detected an explosion two billion light-years away shortly after Kevin Burns heated up a frozen meal in his microwave.
The explosion was so bright it lit up the entire galaxy and was visible to astronomers here on Earth. However, Kevin was oblivious to his own contribution to the cosmic chaos.
According to reports, Kevin had selected a cheap microwaveable dinner despite having a keen interest in cooking. It is believed that Kevin pressed too many buttons resulting in an overheated meal and ultimately its explosion in his microwave.
Unbeknownst to him, his mishap caused a chain reaction through space and time resulting in the intergalactic explosion. NASA officials were unable to comment on how exactly Kevin’s bad cooking resulted in a galactic explosion but they assured the public that they were taking the matter seriously.
When asked about his role in the cosmic event, Kevin simply stated “I thought it tasted a bit funny.”
Astrophysicists are unsure what ramifications the explosion may have in the future but for now, they are urging everyone to be cautious with their microwaves.
As for Kevin, he has been dubbed “The Microwave Man” by his friends and family and has gained a following on social media for his new-found cosmic power. He humbly asks for everyone to enjoy their microwaveable meals responsibly.
