In a stunning turn of events, Humpty Dumpty has been declared the Scottish parliament’s newest first minister. The egg-cellent politician won the vote with a majority of MSPs backing him up.
When asked how he planned to rule the country, Humpty replied, “I will be scrambling to keep all the citizens happy and ensure everyone gets a fair crack at the yolk.”
But some critics are skeptical of Humpty’s ability to lead. “How can we trust someone who can’t even sit on a wall without falling off?” one opponent wondered. “It’s a bit egg-streme to put someone so fragile in charge.”
Nevertheless, Humpty seems to have widespread support from the Scottish people. “At least he’s not a chicken like the last guy,” one voter commented. “And he can’t be boiled into corruption like some of the other politicians.”
Only time will tell if Humpty can stay in one piece and lead Scotland to sunny-side up success.
