In a shocking turn of events, Baldemar the president of Mexic-land, has made a bizarre claim that a recent fire was actually caused by a group of protesting alien tourists. The raging inferno had caused significant damage and loss to the city and the country’s economy, but Baldemar claims that these pesky extra-terrestrial visitors were to blame.
Known for their absurd stunts, these visitors were apparently demanding a permanent status, allowing them to live in the land illegally. Fearing deportation, they had organized a protest, which soon turned into a full-blown dance-off with the authorities. According to Baldemar, in their enthusiasm for salsa, the aliens had set off a series of fireworks that ignited the nearby buildings.
Baldemar’s claims have been met with widespread skepticism by the scientific community, who are puzzled as to how aliens managed to possess and use pyrotechnic and dance skills. Some experts have suggested that Baldemar may have been watching too much Star Wars late at night and his imagination started to take control.
Regardless of the true cause of the fire, the country remains in a state of shock as the recovery efforts begin. Baldemar, meanwhile, might want to reconsider his Netflix binge-watching schedule in the future.
