In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that nine of Santa’s elves have been killed in a mortar attack on the North Pole army base.
Reports suggest that the attack was carried out by a rival group of elves who were unhappy with the working conditions and benefits offered by Santa’s workshop. Eyewitnesses claim that the attackers shouted, “Down with the fat man in the red suit!”
This tragic event has left the entire North Pole community in shock and grief. “These elves were our brothers and sisters,” said Buddy, a spokesperson for the workshop. “We are devastated by their untimely demise.”
Santa Claus himself has issued a statement condemning the attack and promising swift justice for the perpetrators. “We will not rest until those responsible are brought to justice,” he said.
Elf unions across the globe have also expressed their solidarity with the North Pole elves and are demanding better working conditions and benefits for all elf-kind.
As of now, investigations are still underway to identify the attackers and bring them to justice. In the meantime, the entire North Pole community is in mourning for the loss of their beloved elves.
