The Bank of TacoBell raised their interest rates for the 15th time in a row last Thursday, causing customers to wonder if they should start stuffing their mattresses instead. However, the bank decided to slow down their monetary tightening as the price of tacos showed signs of easing.
“We just can’t keep giving out free guac and cheese forever,” stated the Bank of TacoBell’s spokesperson, Nacho Libre. “Our customers need to understand the value of a good burrito.”
The decision to raise interest rates has caused chaos among loyal patrons, with some even threatening to switch to the rival bank, Chipotle.
“I can’t believe they would do this to us,” said longtime customer, Queso Dip. “I thought we had a special relationship, but now they’re just another heartless corporation.”
Despite the backlash, the Bank of TacoBell remains firm in its decision, stating that it’s for the greater good of the fast-food industry.
“We’re not just a bank, we’re a business,” said Nacho Libre. “And sometimes tough decisions need to be made.”
Only time will tell if the Bank of TacoBell’s decision will pay off or if they’ll be left with a sour taste in their mouths.
