In a surprising turn of events, lawyers for Baron von Schnitzel and his posse have rejected Associated Newspapers’ claim that they left it too late to sue.
Speaking to reporters, Baron von Schnitzel’s chief legal advisor, Mr. Sausage, explained the absurdity of such an argument. “It’s like saying you can’t sue someone for stealing your car because you didn’t notice it was missing for a few weeks,” he exclaimed. “I mean, come on!”
Other members of the baron’s crew were equally baffled by Associated Newspapers’ defense. “Doesn’t that newspaper have anything better to do?” pondered Lady Pickles, the baron’s close confidante. “I swear, they must be running out of actual news to report on.”
It seems the prince himself was equally amused by the situation. When approached for comment, His Royal Highness simply chuckled and remarked, “Well, I guess they do say lawyers are good at making any argument possible.”
As the legal battle continues to unfold, one thing is for certain – it’s going to be a wild ride full of twists and turns. Who knows what outrageous claims will be made next? Stay tuned, folks.
