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Female gamer breaks barriers, qualifies for Call of Duty tournament while eating sandwich and walking dog.

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In a shocking turn of events, Kelsie Grieg has broken not one, but TWO barriers in the gaming world! That’s right folks, she’s the first FEMALE to qualify for the Call of Duty Challengers Elite tournament! And what’s even more impressive? She did it while eating a sandwich AND walking her dog.

When asked about her achievement, Kelsie replied “Honestly, I didn’t even realize I was the first girl to qualify. I was too busy trying to keep my sandwich from falling apart and my dog from peeing on the carpet.”

This groundbreaking moment has left many male gamers scratching their heads and wondering how it’s even possible for a girl to be good at video games. One male gamer, who wished to remain anonymous, said “I just don’t get it. Girls are supposed to be doing their nails and playing with dolls, not playing Call of Duty.”

But Kelsie isn’t letting the haters bring her down. In fact, she’s already looking towards the future. “My goal is to become the first person to win the tournament while simultaneously juggling flaming bowling pins and reciting Shakespeare.”

We can’t wait to see what Kelsie does next. Breaking barriers one sandwich at a time.

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