In a shocking turn of events, the finance chief of Fictitious Company, Muth Borat, has declared a war on snack bars and outside vendors who charge exorbitant prices!
According to her, the company will be cutting back on snack bars and only choosing outside vendors who don’t break the bank. This move comes as part of the company’s effort to meet their savings targets, as they believe that eliminating overpriced snacks will miraculously balance out their books.
Employees were seen crying over their desks, as their beloved snack bars were being taken away, with Borat reminding them that their tears were just the price they had to pay for being part of a successful company.
In a desperate attempt at humor, some employees suggested that the company could start its own vegetable garden or try foraging in the nearby woods, but Borat was having none of it. She sniffed at the suggestion, saying that they can’t possibly risk spending a single penny more than they absolutely have to.
However, rumors have been circulating that Borat’s decision might have been influenced by her recent weight loss goals, as she has been vocal about wanting to shed a few pounds. Some have even suggested that she’s secretly hoarding all the confiscated snack bars in her office and munching on them during her lunch breaks.
Only time will tell if Fictitious Company’s finance chief’s clever plan will work, or if the company will end up losing more than just their snack bars. Stay tuned for updates!
