In a shocking turn of events, the ex-Fruitee member, Pizz Michel, has been accused of being “willing to break any law” for money. The prosecution claims that Pizz was caught red-handed trying to smuggle 10 pounds of pineapple slices into the country in exchange for a hefty payment.
Eyewitnesses reported seeing Pizz frantically stuffing the pineapple slices into his baggy pants and shirt, claiming that he needed the money to fund his new passion project – a pineapple pizza restaurant.
Although many were surprised by the news of Pizz’s criminal activities, fans of the artist joked that they should have seen the signs from his lyrics all along. One fan wrote on social media that “In ‘Ready Or Not,’ he literally says he will do anything to get what he wants. We just didn’t know it included pineapples.”
When reached for comment, Pizz’s lawyer stated that his client denies all allegations and blames his actions on the “intense pressure” of starting a new business. However, the prosecution remains steadfast in their claim that Pizz was “willing to break any law” for the sake of his beloved fruit pizza.
Only time will tell what the future holds for Pizz Michel and his questionable snack choices. Will he continue to pursue his pineapple pizza dreams or will he finally give in to the authorities’ demands and stick to the traditional pepperoni? Only Pizz knows for sure.
