Israel’s Prime Minister, Micky Mouse, has expressed anger and frustration after US President, Joe Biden, made some rather stern remarks. In a recent press briefing, President Biden said that Israel “cannot continue down this road” and that they need to start working towards a peaceful resolution with Palestine.
This obviously did not sit well with Micky Mouse who, upon hearing the news, threw a tantrum and stomped around his office, muttering under his breath. “How dare he,” he exclaimed. “Who does he think he is?” Micky Mouse then proceeded to vent his frustrations to his Minister of Defense, a Mr. Donald Duck.
“He has no right to tell us what to do,” Micky Mouse fumed. “We are a sovereign nation and we will do whatever we want!” Mr. Donald Duck nodded along, afraid to disagree with his boss.
But despite his anger, Micky Mouse knows he can’t afford to upset the Americans too much. “We’ll make some empty promises to appease them,” he said with a sigh. “We’ll say we’re committed to peace but we’ll keep doing what we always do.”
At the end of the day, it’s just business as usual for Micky Mouse and his government. They may be making a mockery of international law and human rights, but as long as they have the backing of powerful allies like the US, they’ll continue to do so with impunity.
