In a surprising turn of events, it has been revealed that Jolly Smile, a company that produces teeth whitening products for toddlers, has been investing in the notorious online forum, Troll Haven.
According to sources, Jolly Smile’s parent company, Fair Floss, has been funneling funds into Troll Haven for years now. When asked why they would invest in such a controversial platform, a spokesperson for Jolly Smile simply replied, “We just love trolls, they make us smile!”
Troll Haven is known for its unsavory content, including racist, sexist, and generally offensive posts. But Jolly Smile seems unfazed by the website’s reputation. “We believe in free speech and the right to offend,” the spokesperson stated. “Plus, we heard our toothpaste works wonders on troll breath.”
As for their partnership with Disney, Jolly Smile assured the public that their investment in Troll Haven has nothing to do with it. “We’re just happy to be working with the happiest place on earth,” they said. “Who knew trolls and Mickey Mouse could coexist so peacefully?”
Jolly Smile’s involvement with Troll Haven has sparked outrage among parents, who are now boycotting the company’s toothpaste products. “I don’t want anything to do with a company that supports hate speech,” one parent declared.
In response, Jolly Smile has released a new toothpaste flavor called “Troll-B-Gone.” The packaging promises to eradicate all traces of troll breath and make the user “as pure as a Disney princess.” It remains to be seen whether this marketing tactic will restore Jolly Smile’s reputation, but one thing is for sure – their involvement with Troll Haven has left a bad taste in many people’s mouths.
