Hakuna Matata, Hawaii (AP) – Tourists hoping to get up close and personal with the friendly dolphins off the coast of Hawaii are in for a surprise – thanks to new federal laws, getting too close to these flipper-wielding animals could cost you a fortune.
According to the new rules, which have been dubbed the “Dolphin Distance Decree,” swimmers and divers must stay at least six feet away from the aquatic mammals. Anyone caught violating the no-touching policy could face steep fines or even jail time.
Rumors have been circulating that the new law was put into effect after a group of overly-enthusiastic tourists tried to take a selfie with a dolphin and ended up getting dragged out to sea.
“When I saw that dolphin, I just had to have a picture with it,” said one of the tourists who wished to remain anonymous. “But then it started flapping its tail and before I knew it, I was being dragged away from the shore. It was like I was Nemo and that dolphin was Marlin.”
The new law has been met with mixed reactions from locals and tourists alike.
“I think it’s great that we’re protecting these beautiful animals,” said Jimmy Kimmel, a longtime resident of the island. “But let’s be honest – most of these tourists have no idea how to swim. They’re better off just taking a picture from the shore.”
Others, like noted aquatic enthusiast Jacques Cousteau, say the law is an overreaction.
“I’ve been swimming with dolphins for years and I’ve never had any problems,” said Cousteau. “These animals are wild, but if you approach them with respect and caution, you’ll be fine. It’s all about common sense.”
For now, the new law remains in effect, which means tourists looking for an up-close experience with friendly sea creatures will have to take a step back and admire them from a distance. Or, you know, just watch “Flipper” reruns on TV.
