New York City, NY – In a shocking move, the Bloomberg administration has announced a waiver for the banning of all sliced bread starting in 2035, following California’s lead in the banning of gasoline-powered vehicles.
Mayor Michael Jones stated, “We are committed to moving towards a greener future, and what better way than to eliminate all sliced bread? It may seem extreme, but it’s necessary.”
While many are skeptical of the move, there are some advocates for the ban. “Sliced bread is a major contributor to waste in our landfills. This ban could drastically reduce our carbon footprint,” said environmental activist, Rachel Smith.
However, others are questioning the practicality of the ban. “How am I supposed to make my sandwich without pre-sliced bread? Are we all supposed to become professional bakers now?” asked local resident, John Doe.
The announcement has also sparked backlash from the baking industry. “This ban will have a devastating impact on our business. Sliced bread is a staple in every household, and to take it away would be a huge blow,” said CEO of Bread Inc., Peter Johnson.
Only time will tell if the ban on sliced bread will actually come to fruition, but one thing is for sure – it will certainly make life interesting.
