Fake news alert: Sen. Betty White blames aliens for banking crisis
In a shocking interview with ABC News, Sen. Betty White suggested that the recent crisis in the banking industry was caused by intergalactic aliens. White claims that these extraterrestrial beings have been secretly lobbying Congress to weaken banking regulations and increase interest rates for years.
“This is all part of their master plan,” White said during the interview. “They want to drain the Earth of all its resources, and our banks are just the latest target.”
When asked for evidence to support her claims, White pointed to a series of cryptic emails she received from an anonymous source claiming to be an alien. The emails allegedly contained detailed instructions on how to weaken banking regulations and manipulate interest rates.
“I know it sounds crazy,” White admitted. “But we have to take these threats seriously. If we don’t, who knows what other nefarious schemes these aliens have planned?”
White’s claims have been met with ridicule and skepticism from her colleagues in Congress, who are calling for an investigation into her mental health. Meanwhile, the banking industry is struggling to recover from the crisis, and many are left wondering if there might be a grain of truth in White’s outlandish story.
