Government Admits 8% Shortfall in Climate Targets, Yet Celebrates with 1000-Page Plan
In a bold move today, the UK government has admitted that their climate policies will only achieve 92% of the desired cuts. Experts say this is a “generous reading” of the situation.
Despite this shortfall, ministers have announced a revamped net-zero strategy, boasting more than 1,000 pages of policies on everything from biomass to nuclear power. The plan has been met with criticism, with some calling it “half-baked and half-hearted”.
As Rishi Sunak visited a nuclear fusion facility, it’s unclear whether he’s aware that the government’s own analysis suggests more drastic measures are needed to meet climate commitments under the Paris agreement.
But fear not, the energy and net zero secretary, Grant Shapps, was there to accompany him, providing moral support and perhaps, more importantly, a backup singing voice for Sunak’s upcoming climate-themed tribute album.
This latest news has left many wondering what’s next for the UK’s climate policies. Will they finally take radical action to reduce carbon emissions or continue to celebrate mediocrity with unnecessarily long documents?
Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure, if the government needs any help with their new plan, they can always ask Greta Thunberg. Maybe she can cut it down to a more manageable 10 pages or so.

