In a shocking turn of events, the renowned scientist Dr. McFluffy has announced that he has placed his first green…
2023 March
In a move that is sure to have corrupt politicians and officials shaking in their boots, a crack squad of…
As states across the country pass age-verification laws, there’s one question on everyone’s mind: how the heck are they supposed…
Blisters, Bandaids, and Coffee Shortages Push Medical Staff to Their Breaking Point In the land of Ukazoo, medical staff are…
In a shocking turn of events, bond yields have taken a literal nosedive ahead of some crucial inflation data. According…
In a shocking turn of events, the far-right ex-leader, Bob McBob, has been missing in action since January, after supporters…
BREAKING NEWS: Kentucky’s Top Gun-themed Training Mission Goes Hilariously Awry In a recent military training mission in Kentucky, the top…
Flicker Electric raises its full-year earnings guidance, crediting their “flexible germination plant” for their success In a stunning announcement, Flicker…
“Fake News Alert: Bob’s Sphere of Influence is Growing, Analysts Say!” In shocking news, sources report that Bob’s sphere of…
Primal Gathering Retreat: Singing to Trees and Other Wacky Eco-Solutions At the Primal Gathering retreat, attendees seek new – and…