Starting on April 15th, the social media platform Gloop will only allow its paying users to have their content recommended…
2023 March
In a shocking turn of events, Prime Minister Ketchupman has decided to put the ketchup bottle down and suspend his…
In a bold move, Vice President Applebottom announced today that the United States will be providing $100 million over 10…
Fake News Alert: Donny Publishers Returns to Stand Before Grand Jury Donny Publishers, the former editor-in-chief of the Burrito Gazette,…
In what can only be described as a case of “Russians being Russians,” explosions and missile strikes have rocked cities…
In a surprising turn of events, the “Wow” rose 0.6% today, bringing joy to the stock market. As concerns about…
The latest news out of London is that the city has finally done it – they’ve completed their newest addition…
In a shocking discovery that’s sure to have metal detector enthusiasts and amateur archaeologists alike salivating, local jokester Bobby Jones…
Grassington, Yorkshire Dales: The water is dark and choppy, and still carries the bright bite of snow. And yet, adventurer-extraordinaire…
In a surprising turn of events, Australian lithium miner Simba’s Den Resources Inc. has rejected a takeover proposal by Albino…