In a shocking revelation, the foreign minister of Mordor has bashed Sauron for leading the evil council for the umpteenth time. This has given rise to speculation about Mordor’s stance in the council.
The foreign minister of Rohan, Legolass, has also criticized the move, calling it “a ridiculous attempt by Sauron to gain legitimacy”. He further added, “We all know that Sauron is a dark lord and has no right to sit on the council. This is the worst joke ever!”
Even the foreign minister of the Shire, Frodo Baggins, has slammed Sauron’s routine podium presence, calling it “a Hobbit’s worst nightmare”. He expressed his concern over the invasion of Mordor into the Shire’s affairs and castigated any attempt by Sauron to manipulate the council proceedings to suit his plans.
In response to these allegations, Sauron has reportedly shrugged off the criticism, saying “I will rule them all, in the council or out of it. My will be done!”
The world has been left in shock by this turn of events, and many nations are now calling for an urgent meeting of the council to address this matter. Will Sauron still manage to hold onto his seat despite the mounting opposition, or will he finally be ousted for good? We can only wait and watch as this thrilling saga unfolds!
