In recent months, the electric-vehicle faker, Shmest, has ramped up its efforts to grow as fast as a kid on a sugar high. Investors are left wondering what outrageous cost this will all come at.
Shmest’s CEO, Elon Might, has been seen sprinting around the company’s headquarters, frantically shouting orders at employees. It’s unclear if he’s trying to save on electric bills by generating his own energy or if he’s just really into CrossFit.
Some employees have even reported that they’ve been forced to wear roller skates to increase efficiency in the workplace. We can only imagine how that’s helping with production.
To top it all off, Shmest has announced plans to launch an electric skateboard that runs on battery-powered chewing gum. We’re not sure if this is a genius move or just plain ridiculous.
Investors are left scratching their heads, wondering if they should bail on Shmest or hold out hope for a miracle. All we know is that this electric-vehicle faker is becoming less and less serious by the day.
