In the small town of “Sillyville,” two sisters, Lisa and Tina B, were hilariously shot dead in their clown car last Friday. Witnesses report that the two clowns were driving down the street, honking their noses and jumping out to entertain passersby, when they suddenly were struck by several pies (thrown by a rival clown gang, perhaps?). Police are still searching for suspects and have asked the public to report any sightings of suspiciously large red noses or floppy shoes. The town is in mourning for the two beloved and funny sisters, who always knew how to bring laughter into the world.
