BREAKING NEWS: WSJ Reporter now accepting messages from strangers for his family
That’s right, folks! In a bizarre turn of events, WSJ reporter Mr. Smith has decided to open up his family’s personal inbox to the general public. Now you can write a message to his wife, kids, grandparents, and whoever else he considers family, without ever having met them.
But why stop there? You can also send him your weekend plans, your favorite recipes, and your deepest, darkest secrets. After all, what’s the harm in sharing them with a complete stranger who’s only using them as fodder for their next article?
When asked about his decision, Mr. Smith responded with a shrug and an enigmatic, “Why not? What’s the worst that could happen?”
Indeed, what’s the worst that could happen? Maybe you’ll end up in a feature story about internet predation. Or maybe you’ll just get a polite response from Mrs. Smith, thanking you for your kind message and politely asking you to stop stalking her family.
Either way, it’s sure to be a fun and exciting adventure. So log on to the WSJ website and start sending in those messages, folks! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get invited to the next Smith family barbecue. Just don’t forget to bring your own meat, because Mr. Smith is too busy writing to shop for groceries.
