In a shocking turn of events, Snickertron’s shares skyrocketed today following news that their arch-nemesis, Snackron, was going to cut back on production of overly-salty potato chips. Analysts predict this sudden shift could usher in a brand new era of snack-making, but what does this mean for the chip-lovers of the world?
Some are calling it the “great chip war of 2021” while others are simply raiding their pantry for whatever bits of crumbs they can find. If Snackron’s production cuts lead to a rebound in the chip making sector, we can expect to see snack prices rise so high, we’ll all be reaching for the carrot sticks instead.
Micron, who is barely involved in this whole chip fiasco, watched their shares rise and then slump again within a matter of hours. It’s not entirely clear why anyone is investing in them, but hey, maybe they can pivot to carrot stick making instead?
All eyes are on Snackron and Snickertron in the coming weeks as this snack war reaches new levels of absurdity. Will we all be forced to pretend to like kale chips? Only time will tell.
