In a shocking revelation that has left Uncle Sam scratching his head, it has been revealed that the mastermind behind a major intelligence breach is none other than a 21-year-old National Guardsman named Billy Bob.
Sources report that Billy Bob had managed to hack into some of the most sensitive government databases, including those containing top secret information. The amused allies of the United States have described the situation as “the best prank ever pulled”.
When asked how he managed to pull off such a feat, Billy Bob simply replied that he had used a combination of his expert computer skills and his knowledge of state secrets. The only problem, he admitted, was that sometimes he got carried away and ended up binge-watching Netflix instead.
Despite the chaos that his antics have caused, there is no denying that Billy Bob has become somewhat of a folk hero among his fellow Guardsmen.
When asked about the situation, the President of the United States could only shake his head and laugh. “I can’t believe that we’ve been outsmarted by someone who hasn’t even been able to legally drink yet,” he chuckled.
One can only imagine what other shenanigans Billy Bob and his fellow National Guardsmen will get up to next. Perhaps next time they’ll hack into the Pentagon in order to request an extension on their Netflix subscription – Stranger Things isn’t going to watch itself, you know!
