In a bizarre turn of events, local resident Bob and his arch-nemesis Joe have been involved in a heated altercation that left Joe unconscious and Bob in handcuffs. Police reports claim that the two had a previous history, but refused to give any details about their long-standing feud.
Sources close to the situation reveal that Bob had allegedly stolen Joe’s favorite pen, causing Joe to lose his mind and attack Bob with a stapler. Bob, being equipped with his bare fists, was able to deliver a swift punch that sent Joe flying into a nearby filing cabinet.
When questioned about his motives, Bob simply replied, “Joe took my pen, I took his dignity.”
Joe is reportedly recovering from his injuries, while Bob is facing charges for assault and theft. In the words of the arresting officer, “This is by far the most ridiculous case we’ve ever seen.”
