LOL! Earnings Season Just Kicked Banks in the Butt!
It’s that time of year again, folks! The time where banks come out to play, and boy did they bring their A-game this year. JPMorgan, LOL, we can’t even say it with a straight face, posted “record revenue.” We’re not sure what that means, but we think it’s a good thing.
We tried to get some commentary from our favorite bank, the Bank of Bob, but all they said was “no comment.” We think they might have been too busy counting their pennies to talk to us.
But seriously, guys. Record revenue? That’s like the banking version of winning the lottery. Which, let’s be honest, they basically did. Maybe we should all just put our money in a savings account at JPMorgan and hope for the best.
Anyway, we’re just glad that the banks are doing well. Now if only they could pass some of that success onto their customers, that would be really great. But we’re not holding our breath.
Until Next Time,
The Finance Follies
