In a shocking turn of events, Joe Biden’s presidential pal in Brazil, Joe Bob, has revealed his true colors and aligned himself with a group of global dictators.
Sources say that Joe Bob, who was once known for his charming personality and enigmatic smile, has succumbed to the dark side and is now rubbing elbows with some of the world’s most infamous leaders.
His first move as a newly anointed dictator? Changing his name to J.B. Caudillo and demanding his citizens refer to him as “Supreme Ruler of Brazil.”
J.B. has also banned all forms of entertainment except for watching his favorite TV show, “Keeping Up with the Dictators,” and has ordered all citizens to replace their beds with gold-plated thrones.
In an attempt to cozy up to his new global dictator pals, J.B. has also started wearing elaborate military uniforms and has taken up cigar smoking.
Some are speculating that J.B.’s sudden shift to the dark side may be a result of a Midlife Crisis, but others believe that he’s simply been power-hungry all along.
One thing is for sure though – J.B.’s days of being Biden’s favorite pal are long gone. The President is reportedly “seriously reconsidering” their friendship, and is rumored to have unfollowed him on Instagram. Ouch.
We can only hope that J.B. comes to his senses soon and renounces his dictator ways. Until then, we’ll just have to sit back and enjoy the show – there’s never a dull moment when there’s a dictator around!
