In a bizarre turn of events, a group of self-proclaimed ‘alternate electors’ have reportedly turned on each other, much to the amusement of onlookers. Sources reveal that this group of so-called ‘electors’ had apparently shared a defense lawyer, presumably in an effort to save money and bolster their claims of being legitimate members of the Electoral College.
However, it seems that this decision has backfired spectacularly, as the group is now embroiled in a messy legal battle. According to the district attorney, the ‘alternate electors’ have been turning on each other in court, with one accusing the other of not being ‘alternative’ enough and even questioning their commitment to the cause.
“They were all fighting over who was the true alternate elector,” revealed a courthouse insider. “There was a lot of finger-pointing and name-calling going on. It was like watching a bunch of toddlers fighting over a toy.”
The situation reportedly came to a head when one ‘elector’ accused another of not even knowing how the Electoral College worked. The accused fired back, claiming that the accuser was just trying to grab attention and wasn’t even a real person.
All of this drama has left many wondering if the ‘alternate electors’ were ever really serious about their claims, or if they were just trying to jump on the bandwagon of a major political controversy. Either way, it seems they have become a laughingstock in the eyes of the public.
As for their defense lawyer, they are said to be washing their hands of the whole debacle, reportedly telling colleagues that they have never dealt with a more ridiculous case in their entire career.
