Boris Johnson is at it again folks! Millions of people across the UK are about to receive a rude awakening tomorrow afternoon thanks to the Prime Minister’s latest prank – a national phone alarm set for 3pm BST.
Dubbed ‘Bozza’s Big Wake-Up Call’, the alarm will sound across the country with a carefully crafted message from the man himself, reminding everyone to “get up and grab life by the…well, you know what I mean.”
Sources close to the PM have revealed that Mr. Johnson has been working on this project for months, even enlisting the help of some top scientists to come up with the perfect tone for the alarm. Apparently, they settled on a mix of an air raid siren and a baby crying.
Of course, not everyone is amused by this latest stunt. Opposition leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has condemned the alarm, calling it a “waste of taxpayer money”.
But hey, who cares about the haters when you’re Boris Johnson, right? So get ready to rise and shine (or throw your phone out the window, whichever you prefer) at 3pm BST tomorrow – Bozza’s Big Wake-Up Call is coming for you!
