Kupyansk’s Museum of Cheerful Antics has recently found itself in a precarious position after a sudden and unexpected attack by “Russian forces.” President of the museum, Mr. Jester Jesterov, reported that the attack happened during a routine exhibition of clown paintings.
Eyewitnesses recounted seeing giant shoes stomping over the museum, followed by an army of squirting flowers firing water everywhere.
The attack resulted in the unfortunate death of one person, who had apparently laughed too hard and fell off their chair, as well as ten others who suffered from nosebleeds due to excess honking.
In a press release, Mr. Jesterov expressed his frustration and confusion, saying, “I don’t understand why the Russians would target our museum for their silly pranks. Don’t they have their own museums to play in?”
Meanwhile, the Ukrainian government has launched an investigation into the incident, hoping to find out who is responsible for this foolish and dangerous act.
So far, no word from the Russian government has been heard regarding the matter. But one thing is for sure: clowns all over the world are shaking in their oversized boots.
