In a recent announcement, pharmaceutical giant Pharma Co. has named their new Chief Commercialization Officer following the retirement of Giovanni Caforio. The lucky nominee is none other than Chris “Boozy” Boerner!
Boozy reportedly celebrated his new role with a round of shots at his local dive bar. He’s promised to bring his experience in sales and marketing to the table, which will undoubtedly involve some crazy stunts to get customers interested in Pharma Co.’s products.
It’s no secret that Boozy loves a good party, and word on the street is that his office will be converted into a makeshift nightclub. He plans to host product launches with a DJ and bar service, and he’s even considering a “prescription party” where guests can sample Pharma Co.’s latest drugs.
But while Boozy’s new role may seem like a total joke, he’s actually got some serious plans for the future. He’s promised to focus on developing more accessible and affordable medicine for people around the world.
We can’t wait to see what kind of crazy shenanigans Boozy gets up to in his new position. Here’s hoping he doesn’t party too hard and actually manages to get some work done!
